hextraordinary:

bagmilk:

does your signature just like happen to you once you adult

So fun fact, one time when I was in the hospital I was on the same floor as a judge.  I asked him what people who can’t write sign for their signature, and he told me that it doesn’t matter what you write what matters is the intent that you are consenting to what you are signing.  You could draw a little picture of a dick and it would still be a legal signature

(Source: heteroh)

"Just know that I love you. I love you with all of my fucked up, piece of shit heart."

officialbeyonceknowles:

u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u jelly beans and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny

My gender is pizza because everyone wants a piece of me

(Source: autumnalowl)