fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

(Source: slomps)

the-yolocaust:

"your password is weak" fuck you

(Source: swarnpert)

princesswitchy:

My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.